To mark the publication of the utterly splendiferous* Armstrong and Miller Book this week, we've only gone and released the stupendously astoundifying** Armstrong and Miller App into the wilds of the Apple App Store, haven't we?
Here's some blurb and stuff about the book:
"This hilarious compendium of entirely original material is packed with favourites such as the street-talking World War II pilots (starring in their very own comic strip); musical maestros Brabbins & Fyffe and accident-prone historian Dennis Lincoln-Park. There are also some fantastic, brand-new characters to discover, including Pharius and Horschstadt, the woefully out-of-touch vampires and Phil and Ken, the self-made men."
Likewise, here's some other stuff and blurb and that about the Armstrong and Miller App. With, like, pictures and stuff (so it's well bling):
It's a major snip at £1.79 via the Apple App Store. What you need to do is buy the App and then Tweet / Facebook / Shout From the Rooftops about your high score on the parachute game. If you're, like, even good enough to get a high score, which I doubt you is, 'cos you're not us and, like, all your high score are belong to us, isnit?
* Yes, it's a word. No, you don't need to Google it.
** What, you think I'm making this stuff up?
*** Yes, I'm well aware I may have taken the "fake street talk" thing too far with that one.